The entire album (as evidenced by this review alone) is purely autobiographical, but the apologies are backhanded, the self-reflections petulant. He knows he’s a 21st-century schizoid man, that he’s trippin’ off the power, that reality is catching up with him. Some have seen this tour-de-force as a massive, self-aware apology for past wrongs, or at worst a tongue-in-cheek reaction to media attention. If you don’t like it, you can kiss the ring, his whole ass, and/or his asshole. When Kanye West says he’s pimpin’ Mount Olympus, you better start looking to the heavens. Critics have given it universal acclaim, but it’s hard to see the minions lapping up every lyric with anything but brainwashed adulation. Kanye West’s Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a sprawling, ambitious, orchestral fuck-you of an album, and he wants you to know it. Ultimately, Kanye West just doesn’t think it’s funny anymore - try different jokes. KANYE WEST HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, OKAY? But Kanye West is also highly sensitive, and he is sick of your bullshit (he’s already choked a South Park writer with a fish stick). It’s not that Kanye West doesn’t have a sense of humor. In fact, the entire album comes off as an hour’s worth of inter-century anthems, based off inner city tantrums. Kanye West made a new album, and a beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy it is.

Kanye West just took a shit in your goddamn mouth and you LOVE IT. Kanye West stares and routinely falls into the reflection bouncing off the pool of Courvoisier in his bedroom while spurning the drunken nymphs that dance around him.

Kanye West’s rhymes drop like flaming truth-missiles exploding into the stratosphere so his minions can breathe in his magic power-dust.

Kanye West has had an elective laryngectomy to replace his entire voice box with an auto-tuner he controls with his motherfucking BRAIN. Kanye West lives in his own made-up Planet Blingatron where his solid gold castle houses champagne wishes and thirty white bitches (I mean, this shit is ridiculous) wearing diamond-encrusted bikinis and a team of tiny elves who wash his balls in Cristal every ten minutes. Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Def Jam)

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